愚人节英语怎么说

愚人节英文：April Fools' Day；April Fool's Day。April Fools' Day和April Fool's Day都可以。

Fool 读法 英 [fuːl]  美 [ful] 

1、vi 欺骗；开玩笑；戏弄

2、n 傻瓜；愚人；受骗者

3、vt 欺骗，愚弄

4、adj 傻的

短语：

1、fool around 闲荡；游手好闲；干无用的事

2、make a fool of 愚弄；欺骗

3、no fool 聪明人；绝不是傻瓜；精明机敏

4、fool with 戏弄

一、fool的词义辨析：

deceive, cheat, trick, fool这组词都有“欺骗”的意思，其区别是：

1、deceive 最普通用词，指用虚假外表使人信以为真，或蓄意歪曲事实，或造成错误印象使人上当受骗。

2、cheat 普通用词，指用蒙蔽他人的手段取得所需之物，尤多指在赢利的买卖中欺骗人。

3、trick 指用阴谋诡计等骗得信任或得到所需之物。

4、fool 指把别人当傻瓜，愚弄欺骗别人。

二、fool的近义词：trick

trick 读法 英 [trɪk]  美 [trɪk] 

1、n 诡计；恶作剧；窍门；花招；骗局；欺诈

2、vt 欺骗；哄骗；装饰；打扮

3、vi 哄骗；戏弄

4、adj 特技的；欺诈的；有决窍的

短语：

1、dirty trick 卑鄙手段

2、play a trick on 开……的玩笑；捉弄……

3、clever trick 高明的把戏；聪明的花招；熟练的伎俩

4、trick question 偏题

5、confidence trick 骗局；欺诈

“The next station is SanYuanQiao”地铁10号线车厢广播报着站名：下一站三元桥。 一个老外坐在俺旁边轻轻唠叨了一句：“San Yuan Qiao” 老外另一侧坐着一个90后MM接下茬：“Yeah，3 Yuans Bridge”（嗯，3元桥。） 老外惊讶地看着她：“The Bridge，3 Yuans？”（桥？3元？） 90后MM面无表情地回答：“Yeah，3 Yuans Bridge toll”（嗯，3元，过桥费。） 老外愣了一下（靠！难道北京坐地铁还要交过桥费？！），估计想了想这地方跟他们那儿可能不太一样，于是开始低头翻钱包找零钱。 90后MM这时候又面无表情地说说了一句：“It's Free Now，for Olympics Games”（奥运期间免费） 老外一边往口袋里塞钱包一边对90后MM说：“Thanks！”（谢谢！） 90后MM继续面无表情：“You are Welcome”（不必客气） 老克俺赶快“前狼假寐”，忍住了没笑。脑子里却在快速制造着北京市一些地名的直译英文版和中式英文版，当想起来应该让West Single（西单：西单身）跟East Single（东单：东单身）相亲，又想起Earth setup Door、Heaven setup Door（地安门、天安门：地和天安装门脸）这样的奇妙工程时，还是忍不住笑了出来。 “It's……Just a Joke”（那什么……就是个笑话哈），那丫头在芍药居下车前跟老外说。老外耸耸肩，呵呵了一声，不以为忤。

《恶作剧之吻》（日语：イタズラなKiss，英语：It Started With A Kiss），是一部台湾爱情校园偶像剧，故事改编自日本漫画家多田薰的日本漫画《淘气小亲亲》（日语：イタズラなKiss）第1册至第10册，由郑元畅、林依晨主演，可米国际影视事业股份有限公司制作，每集成本120万台币。在2004年8月16日开镜，2005年8月8日杀青

灰姑娘可以吗？

灰姑娘（英汉对照）

Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful young girl She was very sad Her mother had died and her father had married again His new wife had two ugly daughters, Esmerelda and Griselda Soon after, her father also died and life immediately changed for the girl "You will be our servant, "said her stepmother "You will do everything we say" "You must sleep in the kitchens, by the fire," said the stepsisters After tending the fire, and cooking and leaning, the girl's clothes were very dirty She was called to clear away dishes "There are cinders all over your clothes!" exclaimed the stepmother "Cinders for Cinderella That's your new name Clear these things away, Cinderella" "Cinderella! Cinderella!" sang Esmerelda and Griselda "Oh, how clever you are, Mama!" Cinderella had to work very hard, as all the other servants were dismissed One day, an invitation arrived from the palace "Girls, listen to this," said the stepmother Cinderella was serving the breakfast She listened as her stepmother read the invitation "The King is having a ball," she said, excitedly "He is looking for a wife for the Prince! Oh, my dears, this is wonderful He will probably choose one of you, but it will be such a hard choice to make "Am I invited too, stepmother" asked Cinderella "You! Certainly not!" exclaimed her stepmother "The thought of such a thing A scruffy servant going to a ball, when only beautiful ladies are invited!" "Hah! Hah!" laughed the stepsisters "Beautiful! That doesn't include you, Cinderella!" "You may help my two lovely girls to get ready," said her stepmother "Oh," said Cinderella, sadly "We shall all have new dresses, girls, and we shall go shopping today Clear away these things, Cinderella" 'Oh, I wish I could go to the ball,' thought Cinderella The day of the ball arrived and the whole day was spent preparing Esmerelda and Griselda Cinderella did her best to make the sisters look pretty, but it was an impossible task Finally, the coach arrived to collect the girls and their mother Cinderella was very tired and she wandered back to the kitchens "Oh, I did so want to go," she sighed as she sat down by the fire "What's to stop you" asked a voice "Who's that" asked Cinderella, looking around "I'm here by the door" A strange woman walked up to Cinderella "I heard you the other day, wishing you could go to the ball Well, the ball is this evening, and you're going" "But how" asked Cinderella "What can you do" "Anything I want to," said the woman "I'm your fairy godmother, and I'm here to send you to the ball She sat down "Come now," she said "Dry those tears We have work to do I need a large pumpkin, two rats, two mice and a frog Can you find these" "Yes," said Cinderella, mystified by the request "Off you go, then" When Cinderella found all the things, her fairy godmother took them all outside "Now for the magic," she said She waved her hands and the air began to twinkle and sparkle The pumpkin began to grow and change, until standing there was a glittering coach The mice changed into two fine footmen, the frog into the driver, and the rats into two beautiful horses to pull the coach Cinderella clapped her hands "It's beautiful!" she cried "In you get," said her fairy godmother "But I can't go like this," said Cinderella "Like what" asked the fairy godmother "You look lovely to me" Cinderella looked at herself While the magic had been working on the pumpkin, it had also been working on her Instead of her ragged dress she wore a beautiful ball gown, with glass slippers on her feet "Oh, fairy godmother," said Cinderella "It's lovely How can I thank you" "By going to the ball," said the fairy godmother "Off you go, but remember, the magic stops working at midnight Everything will change back then Now go and enjoy yourself" "Good-bye, fairy godmother," called Cinderella, as the coach swept off Cinderella arrived at the palace and walked into the ballroom Everyone stopped and stared "Who is she" people asked, including her stepmother and stepsisters The Prince saw her, and had eyes for no one else for the rest of the evening Cinderella danced only with the Prince, and as the evening passed, he fell in love with her A clock chiming reminded Cinderella of her fairy godmother's warning 'It must be eleven o'clock,' she thought, but she asked the Prince "What time is it" "Almost midnight," he answered "Oh, no!" cried Cinderella "I must go!" "You can't Not now," said the Prince "I must" And Cinderella swept out of the room, and ran out of the palace As she ran, the clock finished chiming Cinderella's clothes changed back into rags, and the coach and horses were nowhere to be seen The Prince tried to follow, but he couldn't catch up When he reached the door, all he found was one glass slipper He ran to the main gate "Was a beautiful girl just driven out of here" he asked the guard "No, your Highness I've only seen a scruffy servant girl," the guard answered "I've lost her," said the Prince, and he returned sadly to the palace The next morning, Cinderella's stepmother and stepsisters were talking about the ball "Did you see the Prince, once that girl arrived" said Esmerelda "He wouldn't look at anybody else And it was my turn to dance with him" "Never mind, my dear," said her mother "She disappeared, so there will probably be another ball, and then you will be chosen" The Prince meanwhile decided to look for the mysterious girl he had fallen in love with He issued a proclamation "Whoever the glass shoe fits, shall be wife to the Prince" The Prince and his footman went from house to house of all the ladies invited to the ball First to the princesses, and then to the duchesses, and finally to all the ladies He finally arrived at the stepmother's house "It's my shoe!" cried Esmerelda, trying desperately to pull the shoe on "Please, miss!" said the footman "Your foot is too big you will break the slipper" Griselda tried the shoe, but her toes were far too long "Is there anyone else" asked the Prince "There's only Cinderella, the maid," said the stepmother "But she wasn't even at the ball" "All the ladies in the kingdom must try the slipper," said the footman Cinderella was called from the kitchen Esmerelda and Griselda laughed when they saw how dirty she was But their laughter turned to tears when they saw Cinderella's foot slide easily into the slipper "Oh!" they cried "It fits!" The Prince looked at Cinderella and realised that she was the girl that he had fallen in love with Cinderella took the other slipper from her pocket and put it on The Prince was delighted to have found her, and on a bright sunny day, he and Cinderella were married They lived happily ever after------------------------------------------------------------------------- 从前，有一个富人的妻子得了重病，在临终前，她把自己的独生女儿叫到身边说：“乖女儿，妈去了以后会在九泉之下守护你、保佑你的。”说完她就闭上眼睛死了。她被葬在了花园里，小姑娘是一个虔诚而又善良的女孩，她每天都到她母亲的坟前去哭泣。冬天来了，大雪为她母亲的坟盖上了白色的毛毯。春风吹来，太阳又卸去了坟上的银装素裹。冬去春来，人过境迁，他爸爸又娶了另外一个妻子。 新妻子带着她以前生的两个女儿一起来安家了。她们外表很美丽，但是内心却非常丑陋邪恶。她们到来之时，也就是这个可怜的小姑娘身受苦难之始。她们说：“要这样一个没用的饭桶在厅堂里干什么？谁想吃上面包，谁就得自己去挣得，滚到厨房里做厨房女佣去吧！” 说完又脱去她漂亮的衣裳，给她换上灰色的旧外套，恶作剧似地嘲笑她，把她赶到厨房里去了。她被迫去干艰苦的活儿。每天天不亮就起来担水、生火、做饭、洗衣，而且还要忍受她们姐妹对她的漠视和折磨。到了晚上，她累得筋疲力尽时，连睡觉的床铺也没有，不得不睡在炉灶旁边的灰烬中，这一来她身上都沾满了灰烬，又脏，又难看，由于这个原因她们就叫她灰姑娘。 有一次，父亲要到集市去，他问妻子的两个女儿，要他给她们带什么回来。第一个说：“我要漂亮的衣裳。”第二个叫道：“我要珍珠和钻石。”他又对自己的女儿说：“孩子，你想要什么？”灰姑娘说：“亲爱的爸爸，就把你回家路上碰着你帽子的第一根树枝折给我吧。” 父亲回来时，他为前两个女儿带回了她们想要的漂亮衣服和珍珠钻石。在路上，他穿过一片浓密的矮树林时，有一根榛树枝条碰着了他，几乎把他的帽子都要扫下来了，所以他把这根树枝折下来带上了。回到家里时，他把树枝给了他女儿，她拿着树枝来到母亲的坟前，将它栽到了坟边。她每天都要到坟边哭三次，每次伤心地哭泣时，泪水就会不断地滴落在树枝上，浇灌着它，使树枝很快长成了一棵漂亮的大树。不久，有一只小鸟来树上筑巢，她与小鸟交谈起来。后来她想要什么，小鸟都会给她带来。 国王为了给自己的儿子选择未婚妻，准备举办一个为期三天的盛大宴会，邀请了不少年轻漂亮的姑娘来参加。王子打算从这些参加舞会的姑娘中选一个作自己的新娘。灰姑娘的两个姐姐也被邀请去参加。她们把她叫来说道：“现在来为我们梳好头发，擦亮鞋子，系好腰带，我们要去参加国王举办的舞会。”她按她们的要求给她们收拾打扮完毕后，禁不住哭了起来，因为她自己也想去参加舞会。她苦苦哀求她的继母让她去，可继母说道：“哎哟！灰姑娘，你也想去？你穿什么去呀！你连礼服也没有，甚至连舞也不会跳，你想去参加什么舞会啊？”灰姑娘不停地哀求着，为了摆脱她的纠缠，继母最后说道：“我把这一满盆豌豆倒进灰堆里去，如果你在两小时内把它们都拣出来了，你就可以去参加宴会。”说完，她将一盆碗豆倒进灰烬里，扬长而去。灰姑娘没办法，只好跑出后门来到花园里喊道："掠过天空的鸽子和斑鸠，飞来吧！飞到这里来吧！快乐的鸟雀朋友们，飞来吧！快快飞到这里来吧！大伙快来帮我忙，快快拣出灰中的碗豆来吧！” 先飞来的是从厨房窗子进来的两只白鸽，跟着飞来的是两只斑鸠，接着天空中所有的小鸟都叽叽喳喳地拍动着翅膀，飞到了灰堆上。小白鸽低下头开始在灰堆里拣起来，一颗一颗地拣，不停地拣！其它的鸟儿也开始拣，一颗一颗地拣，不停地拣！它们把所有的好豆子都从灰里拣出来放到了一个盘子里面，只用一个小时就拣完了。她向它们道谢后，鸟雀从窗子里飞走了。她怀着兴奋的心情，端着盘子去找继母，以为自己可以去参加宴会了。但她却说道：“不行，不行！你这个邋遢女孩，你没有礼服，不会跳舞，你不能去。”灰姑娘又苦苦地哀求她让她去。继母这次说道：“如果你能在一个小时之内把这样的两盘豌豆从灰堆里拣出来，你就可以去了。”她满以为这次可以摆脱灰姑娘了，说完将两盘豌豆倒进了灰堆里，还搅和了一会，然后得意洋洋地走了。但小姑娘又跑到屋后的花园里和前次一样地喊道："掠过天空的鸽子和斑鸠，飞来吧！飞到这里来吧！快乐的鸟雀朋友们，飞来吧！快快飞到这里来吧！大伙快来帮我忙，快快拣出灰中的豌豆来吧！” 先飞来的是从厨房窗子进来的两只白鸽，跟着飞来的是两只斑鸠，接着天空中所有的小鸟都叽叽喳喳地拍动着翅膀，飞到了灰堆上。小白鸽低下头开始在灰堆里拣起来，一颗一颗地拣，不停地拣！其它的鸟儿也开始拣，一颗一颗地拣，不停地拣！它们把所有的好豆子都从灰里拣出来放到了盘子里面，这次只用半个小时就拣完了。鸟雀们飞去之后，灰姑娘端着盘子去找继母，怀着极其兴奋的心情，以为自己可以去参加舞会了。但继母却说道：“算了！你别再白费劲了，你是不能去的。你没有礼服，不会跳舞，你只会给我们丢脸。”说完他们夫妻与她自己的两个女儿出发参加宴会去了。 现在，家里的人都走了，只留下灰姑娘孤伶伶地一个人悲伤地坐在榛树下哭泣："榛树啊！请你帮帮我，请你摇一摇，为我抖落金银礼服一整套。” 她的朋友小鸟从树上飞出来，为她带了一套金银制成的礼服和一双光亮的丝制舞鞋。收拾打扮、穿上礼服之后，灰姑娘在她两个姐妹之后来到了舞厅。穿上豪华的礼服之后，她看起来是如此高雅、漂亮、美丽动人极了。她们都认不出她，以为她一定是一位陌生的公主，根本就没有想到她就是灰姑娘，她们以为灰姑娘仍老老实实地待在家中的灰堆里呢。 王子看到她，很快向她走来，伸出手挽着她，请她跳起舞来。他再也不和其他姑娘跳舞了，他的手始终不肯放开她。每当有人来请她跳舞时，王子总是说：“这位女士在与我跳舞。”他们一起跳到很晚，她才想起要回家去了。王子想知道这位美丽的姑娘到底住在哪里，所以说道：“我送你回家去吧。”灰姑娘表面上同意了，但却趁他不注意时，悄悄地溜走，拔腿向家里跑去。王子在后面紧追不舍，她只好跳进鸽子房并把门关上。王子等在外面不肯离去，一直到她父亲回家时，王子才上前告诉他，说那位他在舞会上遇到的不知道姓名的姑娘藏进了这间鸽子房。当他们砸开鸽子房门时，里面却已空无一人，他只好失望地回宫去了。父母进屋子时，灰姑娘已经身穿邋遢的衣服躺在灰堆边上了，就像她一直躺在那儿似地，昏暗的小油灯在烟囱柱上的墙洞里摇晃着。实际上，灰姑娘刚才很快穿过鸽子房来到榛树前脱下了漂亮的礼服，将它们放回树上，让小鸟把它们带走，自己则回到屋里坐到了灰堆上，穿上了她那灰色的外套。 第二天，当舞会又要开始时，她的爸爸、继母和两个姐妹都去了。灰姑娘来到树下说："榛树啊！请你帮帮我，请你摇一摇，为我抖落金银礼服一整套。” 那只小鸟来了，它带来了一套比她前一天穿的那套更加漂亮的礼服。当她来到舞会大厅时，她的美丽使所有的人惊讶不已。一直在等待她到来的王子立即上前挽着她的手，请她跳起舞来。每当有人要请她跳舞时，他总是和前一天一样说：“这位女士在与我跳舞。”到了半夜她要回家去的时候，王子也和前一天一样跟着她，以为这样可以看到她进了哪一幢房子。但她还是甩掉了他，并立即跳进了她父亲房子后面的花园里。花园里有一棵很漂亮的大梨树，树上结满了成熟的梨。灰姑娘不知道自己该藏在什么地方，只好爬到了树上。王子没有看到她，他不知道她去了哪儿，只好又一直等到她父亲回来，才走上前对他说：“那个与我跳舞的不知姓名的姑娘溜走了，我认为她肯定是跳上梨树去了。”父亲暗想：“难道是灰姑娘吗？”于是，他要人去拿来一柄斧子，把树砍倒了一看，树上根本没有人。当父亲和继母到厨房来看时，灰姑娘和平时一样正躺在灰烬里。原来她跳上梨树后，又从树的另一边溜下来，脱下漂亮的礼服，让榛树上的小鸟带了回去，然后又穿上了她自己的灰色小外套。 第三天，当她父亲、继母和两个姐妹走了以后，她又来到花园里说道："榛树啊！请你帮帮我，请你摇一摇，为我抖落金银礼服一整套。” 她善良的朋友又带来了一套比第二天那套更加漂亮的礼服和一双纯金编制的舞鞋。当她赶到舞会现场时，大家都被她那无法用语言表达的美给惊呆了。王子只与她一个人跳舞，每当有其他人请她跳舞时，他总是说：“这位女士是我的舞伴。”当午夜快要来临时，她要回家了，王子又要送她回去，并暗暗说道：“这次我可不能让她跑掉了。”然而，灰姑娘还是设法从他身边溜走了。由于走得过于匆忙，她竟把左脚的金舞鞋失落在楼梯上了。 王子将舞鞋拾起，第二天来到他的国王父亲面前说：“我要娶正好能穿上这只金舞鞋的姑娘作我的妻子。”灰姑娘的两个姐妹听到这个消息后非常高兴，因为她们都有一双很漂亮的脚，她们认为自己穿上那只舞鞋是毫无疑问的。姐姐们由她妈妈陪着先到房子里去试穿那只舞鞋，可她的大脚趾却穿不进去，那只鞋对她来说太小了。于是她妈妈拿给她一把刀说：“没关系，把大脚趾切掉！只要你当上了王后，还在乎这脚趾头干嘛，你想到哪儿去根本就不需要用脚了。”大女儿听了，觉得有道理，这傻姑娘忍着痛苦切掉了自己的大脚趾，勉强穿在脚上来到王子面前。王子看她穿好了鞋子，就把她当成了新娘，与她并排骑在马上，把她带走了。 但在他们出门回王宫的路上，经过后花园灰姑娘栽的那棵榛树时，停在树枝上的一只小鸽子唱道："再回去！再回去！快看那只鞋！鞋太小，不是为她做的！王子！王子！再找你的新娘吧，坐在你身边的不是你的新娘！” 王子听见后，下马盯着她的脚看，发现鲜血正从鞋子里流出来，他知道自己被欺骗了，马上掉转马头，把假新娘带回她的家里说道：“这不是真新娘，让另一个妹妹来试试这只鞋子吧。”于是妹妹试着把鞋穿在脚上，脚前面进去了，可脚后跟太大了，就是穿不进去。她妈妈让她削去脚后跟穿进去，然后拉着她来到王子面前。王子看她穿好了鞋子，就把她当做新娘扶上马，并肩坐在一起离去了。 但当他们经过榛树时，小鸽子仍栖息在树枝头上，它唱道："再回去！再回去！快看那只鞋！ 鞋太小，不是为她做的！王子！王子！再找你的新娘吧，坐在你身边的不是你的新娘！” 王子低头一看，发现血正从舞鞋里流出来，连她的白色长袜也浸红了，他拨转马头，同样把她送了回去，对她的父亲说：”这不是真新娘，你还有女儿吗？“父亲回答说：“没有了，只有我前妻生的一个叫灰姑娘的小邋遢女儿，她不可能是新娘的。”然而，王子一定要他把她带来试一试。灰姑娘先把脸和手洗干净，然后走进来很有教养地向王子屈膝行礼。王子把舞鞋拿给她穿，鞋子穿在她脚上就像是专门为她做的一样。他走上前仔细看清楚她的脸后，认出了她，马上兴奋的说道：“这才是我真正的新娘。”继母和她的两个姐妹大吃一惊，当王子把灰姑娘扶上马时，她们气得脸都发白了，眼睁睁地看着王子把她带走了。他们来到榛树边时，小白鸽唱道："回家吧！回家吧！快看那只鞋！王妃！这是为你做的鞋！王子！王子！快带新娘回家去，坐在你身边的才是真正的新娘。” 鸽子唱完之后，飞上前来，停在了灰姑娘的右肩上。他们一起向王宫走去。

trick

one day,I put a basin of water on top of the doorLater cousin came in,and water poured over herwhat a fun !

首先你可以说：

She's funny 她很逗。

He's hilarious 他太逗乐了。

但如果要分得再细一些，这里面讲究可就多了。

Talking about a normal funny person

描述一个普通“逗比”

goofy 蠢萌

如果用goofy来描述一个人，那这个人通常会做些蠢蠢的事情，比如跳滑稽舞，穿奇怪的衣服，他们大概还经常犯可笑的错误。你可以把这类人叫做“goofball”。

witty 诙谐机智

这类人与goofy正好相反，他们逗乐但也聪明，且反应敏捷。

prankster 爱搞恶作剧者

这类人喜欢跟别人恶作剧，耍些把戏让对方感到困惑或惊吓。

self-deprecating 自黑

爱自黑的逗比总是拿自己开涮，揭自己的短来娱乐大众。

Unfunny humor 无趣的幽默

Corny jokes 老土的笑话

这种笑话太傻气，说了上句，你就能猜到下句，还喜欢用一些非常俗气的双关语(pun)。爱说corny joke的人，你可以形容他为“corny”或“a cornball”。

Lame jokes 冷笑话、蹩脚笑话

Lame joke比corny joke还糟糕，或许人们对着后者还能哈哈一笑，对前者只能呵呵了。

Screw up the punchline 包袱没抖好

如果一个人讲笑话，但是磕磕巴巴说错词，或者过早把最后的包袱都出来，你就可以说他们“screwed up the punchline”。Punchline是笑话最后的精华部分，即中文中的“包袱”。

unintentionally funny/unintentionally hilarious

无意识的幽默感(天然呆)

当某人明明想正经说话，听话的人却被逗得前仰后合时，我们就说他unintentionally funny或unintentionally hilarious，无意识地就能把人逗乐，而他自己还完全不知道有啥好笑，是不是天然呆