大白的治愈语录

“你好，我叫大白，是你的私人健康助手，我察觉到你需要医疗护理……”由动画**《超能陆战队》塑造的超萌管家机器人“大白”，似乎一夜之间就“萌化”了所有年轻人的心。借力新媒体，一股“人人想要大白”的风潮迅速迎面而来。

没有嘴巴、只有一对圆溜溜眼睛的样子，怎么看都可爱无公害。“大白热”说来就来。微信朋友圈被它疯狂刷屏，一度满是“大白”的影子：有以“大白”为“都教授”的，有以“免费大白公仔免费领”为噱头求关注的，也有见缝插针，赶着潮头出售大白毛绒公仔的。

在微博上，“大白”也红透半边天，众多明星红人、媒体官微、网络“大V”都求约“大白”，纷纷点赞表白。互联网上，趁着 “大白热”，各个互联网公司也不怕“玩坏大白”，借势而起，上演了一场场真情“大白”。不论是搜索引擎、视频网站，还是社交平台，都不约而同瞄准“大白”，演绎卖萌求约的精彩“对白”。

Poker Face

Lady GaGa

(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas please

Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)

LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start

And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be

A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun

And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you

Kiss or hug you

Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino

Take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)