你相信愚人节这天会有人表白吗？

有句话说得好：爱你在心口难开。

有时候，爱一个人，因为身份的悬殊，让人变得很卑微、很隐忍。

但是，炽热的爱总需要一个宣泄口，无论成与败，敢于表白出来就不枉相爱一场。

对于差异悬殊的两个人，这个表白的最佳契机，往往出现在愚人节这一天。

有个同事叫Bony，她是典型的深二代，在父辈那一代人的努力下，在深圳买房扎了根。

也许是从小家庭条件相对优渥，Bony犹如温室里长大的花朵，不光肤白貌美，还是海归，精通英语法语，在公司里特别混得开。

而另一个同事小张则稍显逊色些，他来自山村，凭借自己的努力成为了山沟里飞出的凤凰，大学毕业后来到深圳打拼。

小张自觉条件不如人，有些自卑，但是心里却深深地爱上了活泼开朗、温柔可人的Bony。

苦于现实的巨大悬殊，小张一直压抑着心里的这份炽烈的爱意，从不敢表露内心的想法，生怕别人说他不自量力，说他“癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉”。

然而，当爱的火种越滚越大，他不想再过得那么痛苦。

终于，在一年愚人节的那天，趁着吃午饭的间隙，小张鼓起勇气，以开玩笑的口吻对Bony说道：

“Bony，你相信吗，我爱你很久了！”

Bony不假思索回应道：“我相信，今天是愚人节，咱们开个玩笑乐呵乐呵也挺好的。”

就这样，在玩笑之中，小张心里有了真实的答案，虽然心有不快，但是心里的那块石头终究可以放下了。

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在《红楼梦》中，曹雪芹曾经说过：“假作真时真亦假，无为有处有还无。”

生活里，或许是碍于情面难以启齿，或许是给自己留点余地，不把话说绝，我们往往会以一种开玩笑的方式来轻松化解。

都说人是带着面具在生活，掩饰久了难免心累。于是，好多人会选择在愚人节这个开玩笑的日子，不再掩饰自己，而是坦然面对内心，说出心里的真实想法。

愚人节到了，不妨认真观察，细心辨别，看看身边的人是否在这一天对你说了看似玩笑的大实话？

　　1Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day

　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　2A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married

　The father replied: I don 't know son I 'm still paying!!

　3At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home He asks him: what are you doing

　The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!

　Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you

　4A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip

　The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you

　The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!

　The woman kept quiet and left Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip

　The wife: Very good, thank you

　The husband: And, what happened to my present

　The wife: Which present

　The husband: What I asked for: the English girl

　The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!

　5A couple goes to an art gallery They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking The wife asks, "What are you waiting for " The husband replies, "autumn "

　6A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan "What the hell was that for " he asks "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies Don 't be silly, " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes Three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for " "Your fucking horse just phoned "

愚人节可以表白，愚人节表白是真心的，但是有一部分人是开玩笑的。

最好还是先确认对方的意图，以免被耍。愚人节是一个适合开玩笑和表白的日子，但是需要把握好度。如果您想要表达对某人的感情，最好选择一个更合适的日子，并且确保您的表白是真诚的。有一部分人是假的，有一部分人是真假参半，还有的人是真心表白。当然，有一个小方法可以确定对方是不是开玩笑，仔细的观察对方的眼睛，一般人的眼睛会出卖一切，觉得好玩的人，眼睛一般都是飘浮的。近视眼除外。真假参半，可能会眼神有些泛光，痴迷的那种。真心表白的人，眼神是很真诚的，而且说不定在你盯久了，对方会脸红。

愚人节表白有的可以说是觉得好玩。而有的人真心表白，或许是内心有些不自信，不确定女神或者男神是不是也喜欢自己。在其他时候表白，假如拒绝了，可能双方都会感觉到尴尬。但是愚人节的时候就是整蛊的时候，大家都不许生气。所以在愚人节的时候表白，成功了是一件值得高兴的事情，被拒绝了也可以自我调节说是开玩笑。或许心里或多或少有些落差，但是没有关系，两个人之间的友情还是存在着，以后表白更加要有勇气。