请问有人知道，一个男生向一百个女生经典表白的电影是什么呢？

《百个女生一男生》

表白内容：没有你我就像只被抛弃的狗在高速公路的旁边，我真的很紧张，尽管我不知道你的生日是什么时候，我们可以一起去买东西跟煮东西，我发誓，我没有油嘴滑舌；当你在停车时刮破了轮胎，如果你一直爱我，我会每周都负责洗厕所，如果你要的话我会用舌头来洗；我会把“脏话”跟“爱火箭”在我的词汇中剔除出去，我会爱你，就算你的名字是mimi，又或者你要我把名字叫成“美美”，我会在没人或者最糟糕的环境中放屁，我会做低胆固醇节食，我不会买一辆红色运动跑车，当我中年危机时；你的父母可以买州来看你，就算你的妈妈是个大巫婆，可以不去住退休房，因为她可以跟我们住；我发誓，我会从众多色彩中分出白色，我会学习冷跟热水洗的秘密，在你化妆的时候我会静心的等，不会催促你，如果你是个软弱，我永远不会说一只狗可以从水中救出你而猫不行，我会高兴小鸡让你发疯，就像“傲慢与偏见”那样，如果你煮东西我什么都吃，我不会对着难吃的菜皱起眉头，我永远都会说“是的” ，但你问“我今晚的发行好看吗？”时，我要对“拥抱”重新下个新的定义，我会每天仔细的阅读你的星座资料，我会保存你送给我的每张生日卡，当我们分开时我会给你写信，我不会让你知道我的车钥匙放在那里，我永远不会把脏袜子拉在地板上，跟我在一起你会发现牙膏永远都盖着，如果你喜欢我会穿男用比基尼泳装，我的肚脐会盖上，我会美美的吻你的阴蒂，这会是你试过的最有激情的最亲密的一个，我现在宣布为了你我会牺牲一切，如果你不能跟我在一起，我只感到我身体的某部分好像死掉了。

英文版：Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week I'll do it with my tongue if you ask I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary I'll love you Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May" I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice" I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle" I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like My belly button will always be lint free I want to full-on kiss your clitoris It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had I declare now, I will give my life for you And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die

《花眼》

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“我是机……”：一个机械系的男孩暗恋一个化学系的女孩，他总是憧憬着有一天校园广播里能播出他爱的表白。终于有一天他鼓足勇气，在宿舍里录好对白：刚才这首歌是特别献给化学系的潘风同学，我是机（由于紧张，这位男孩有点结巴），机械系的王峰。第二天，磁带如他所愿在校园午间节目中播出了。吃饭的时候，他看着那个女孩的背影，想像着她的幸福表情。一曲终了，磁带缓缓转动，“刚才这首歌是献给化学系的潘风同学，我是机……”倒霉的是磁带转到这不肯往前转了，一遍遍地打滑，于是一遍遍的“我是机”就回荡在校园的上空。深情的爱情表白成了有些恶毒的玩笑，可以想像在亢奋的大学校园，女孩立刻成了全校笑话的对象，无论身在何处，都有一群男生或是女生模仿着磁带的声音对她说：“我——是——机”。女孩无助的眼神真的让人心碎，而男孩看着他闯下的祸也有些不知所措。终于他再次鼓足勇气，拉起了女孩无助的手。当两人走在校园的林荫道上时，天使注视着他们，因为他们的额头上显出了爱的星。男孩第三次鼓足勇气说：“广播里的那句话是我说的，我不是那个意思……”没等他说完，女孩甩开了男孩的手，爱消失了吗？男孩不知所措地看着前方那个白色的美丽背影，天使也在注视着，她回过了头，哦，一颗闪闪的红星在额头熠熠生辉。